Papa’s Got a Brand-New Handbag
went by pepper grindr
when you was loose
went by minnie meatballs
when you was large
when you was large
as a liza impersonator
and then you got fit
all in one summer
because he left
and called you heifer
as he left you
what is the new nom now my dear
is it something you throw
in a skillet do you
kill it with your bare hands
is it sauced is it bland
are you bland dubois again
I thought you gave it up
on that streetcar named
desire shit stella oh stella
oh stella four-star
my dear it’s the 21st
century here you don’t need
a new drag name you need
a new drag