{"id":12249,"date":"2022-09-06T11:44:40","date_gmt":"2022-09-06T10:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.themanchesterreview.co.uk\/?p=12249"},"modified":"2024-11-26T20:27:41","modified_gmt":"2024-11-26T19:27:41","slug":"3-poems-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.themanchesterreview.co.uk\/?p=12249","title":{"rendered":"2 Poems"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Trim<\/h2>\n<p>I had him under the clippers.<br \/>\nI asked him apropos if<br \/>\nHe could have been present<br \/>\nAt one gig in all of music history<br \/>\nWhat would it have been?<br \/>\nHe thought about this for a while.<br \/>\nLittle sheaves of dry dark hair<br \/>\nFell about his shoulders. All<br \/>\nThe blonde goes out of it<br \/>\nAt the cut, like an aura.<br \/>\nHis shoulders heaved with breath.<br \/>\nHe was tall, very athletic.<br \/>\nFinally he said, \u2018Miles Davis,<br \/>\nThe Cellar Door, 1970, that would\u2014\u2019<br \/>\nI stopped the clippers, looked<br \/>\nHim in his mirrored eye. He wore<br \/>\nAn ironic smile that flickered<br \/>\nA premonition of guilt. The cold<br \/>\nNostalgia of a hedonism desired<br \/>\nLike a final-salary pension scheme.<br \/>\nHe could have been my lover.<br \/>\nHe could have had the guts<br \/>\nTo pack into The Shed and sweat<br \/>\nHis losses. I wanted to split<br \/>\nThat accentless skull,<br \/>\nMassage the knotty intellect,<br \/>\nBring him home without envy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2>To Add Value<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If only the shtick<br \/>\nweren&#8217;t so hackneyed, but I go on.<br \/>\nAs you perhaps already know, I say,<br \/>\none day, rather than doctor, cloud<br \/>\nconsultant, equity fundamentals data<br \/>\nanalyst, immunoassay prober, systems<br \/>\nmogul, all the dream jobs, everyone realises<br \/>\nthe only thing worth being is poet. Probably<br \/>\nyou won\u2019t realise this until between, say,<br \/>\nthe age of 27 and death, assuming<br \/>\nthey run in that order. I speak in what<br \/>\neducationalists call a <em>knowledge-rich<\/em> tone,<br \/>\nhanding out the handout, which is<br \/>\n\u2018Dover Beach,\u2019 of all things. With perfect<br \/>\nrationality, now, one<em> highly verbal<\/em> child asks<br \/>\nwhat, in that case, I am doing here<br \/>\na teacher. Later, I ask my mentor<br \/>\nis there such a thing as begging the question<br \/>\nin reverse, but since the majority<br \/>\nare 11 or 12 years old, adeptly<br \/>\nmisrecognising the moment, I twinkle off<br \/>\nsome remark about analogy. No,<br \/>\nthe truth is I do not. I draw a graph<br \/>\nshowing a simple Gaussian distribution<br \/>\nof ages when people realise X<br \/>\n(that is, the only thing worth being &amp;c.).<br \/>\nNo fewer than 3 claim already to be outliers.<br \/>\nTo ironise the sudden ripple of life<br \/>\npassing across the room at head-height<br \/>\nis natural, in that \u2018biological agents like animals<br \/>\nor brains resist a tendency to disorder\u2019.<br \/>\nTo dignify, then, must be to disorder.<br \/>\nBottom-up prediction errors interact reciprocally<br \/>\nwith top-down predictions to optimise expectation.<br \/>\nA handful of eyes flicker to the clock.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trim I had him under the clippers. I asked him apropos if He could have been present At one gig in all of music history What would it have been? He thought about this for a while. Little sheaves of dry dark hair Fell about his shoulders. 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