Benjamin Myers

Salford, 1986

Since The Operation

She’s not been the same since the operation, you know.

How come?

She says the seepage is affecting her social life.

Well, it would, wouldn’t it?

She’s made herself a surgical truss from an old sock and her Keith’s judo belt, but she still has to change it twice a day.

Ah, it’s such a shame. She were a brilliant tap-dancer. Did you get the Angel Delight?

Aye. Butterscotch.

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